Stupid Quote #1

From time to time, i'll post a simple, moronic quote that I overheard. Not from television or any sort of media, but in real life. These are said completely serious, no sarcasm or joking. So here's number one (occured last week; yeah, I got kinda lazy with this site)...

"You can get a DUI for anything man... I know a guy who got a DUI for walking. Crazy stuff."

Try wrapping your brain around that one.